Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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