If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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