the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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