just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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