Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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