i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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