The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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