I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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