I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
