Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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