there's paper in my vomit.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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