im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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