That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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