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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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