yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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