I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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