There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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