i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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