Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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