hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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