Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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