Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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