He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
then he tried to convert me to islam
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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