What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
