Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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