SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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