just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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