she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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