worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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