he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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