Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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