He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
