i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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