Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he puts the penis in happiness.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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