After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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