wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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