I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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