come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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