Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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