Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
ugly people sure do ruin things
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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