what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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