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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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