I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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