its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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