We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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