My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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