am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We got so high we made milksteak
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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