Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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