i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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