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so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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