I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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