so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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