Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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