I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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