I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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